Hey! Today I am again here with you and brought Funny Pakistani Jokes For You. All we need refreshment when we are tired and bored.
We have listed below very funny Pakistani Jokes in urdu with pictures.
and translated in Roman Urdu.
Happiness is essential! Right?
Here is what said some famous personalities about Jokes,
“I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.” ― Marilyn Monroe
“A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
“Can anything be more disgusting than to hear people called ‘educated’ making small jokes about eating ham, and showing themselves empty of any real knowledge as to the relation of their own social and religious life to the history of the people they think themselves witty in insulting? […] The best thing that can be said of it is, that it is a sign of the intellectual narrowness—in plain English, the stupidity which is still the average mark of our culture.” ― George Eliot
So, I have listed some funny Pakistani Jokes, you can read and download them and share on media. It’s free!
Very Funny Pakistani Jokes
Ajj k doar Mai Charger ki wire ka lamba hona bhi ik nemat hai.
Goga Pan waly ki shadi hoye, Shadi ki raatapni begam ka ghonghat uthaty hoye tasveer facebook pr di aur status likha : ” Shuag raat mai Ghonghtat Utha raha ho mai !” Jokes Master Ne comment kiya : Bhai mai sari raat jagoo ga App he 10 minute baad aisa status daity rahiye ga .
English ka Ustad hum daikh rahy hain, Kon sa zamana hai ? Pappu : Beghairti ka ! Teacher Herani se : Woh Kaisy ? Pappu : Sir abhi kal ki he baat hai 4 larky 1 larki ko mil kr chair rahy thy, mian ne kaha sharm kro , 4 larky ho kr 1 lrki ko chairty ho. Larky Boly : Abb panchwa nhi hai tu hum kya karain phr !!
1 bandy nay pappu se pocha : Yar yeh Kushyan kisy kehte hain? Pappu: bhai mujhe kuch nahi pta is bare main!! Meri to bchpan main hi shadi ho gayi thi!!!
Ittfaq say aj main washroom main Mobie lay kay jana bhool gya Aj mujhy ilam hua ke washroom main pori 144 tiles lagi hui hain
Pappu kay Mohallay main jab bhi koi chori chkari ya hera pheri hoti to hamesha be charay pappu ka nam lagta tha… ek dafa mohally ke guttar ka dhakkan chori hua to malik riaz nay pappu ka nam lete hue kaha..: is kay ilawa kon ho sakta hey… esay harami kam yahi kar sakta hay. Pappu (jal kar) : han ji riaz sahab ! aap kay han kal beta hua is ka ilzaam bhi mujh per lagaa do
Shohar : Cricket wala channel lagao- please bewi : nahi lagao gei !! shohar : dekh lon ga!! bewi : kia dekh lo gay?? Shohar : yahi jo channel laga hua hy kaka ji jo jumla ap samjhay is kay waste himmat chahye–aahhoo
ATwAR kay din larkay bar bar post kar keh yeh jatlana chah rahay hotay hain nah keh ham larkiyan kapray dho rahe hain zara khud ko bhi dekh lain jo apni apni phatecher bike mal mal ky dho kar chotay bhaiyon ko keh rahe hotay hain ke “oye ennu hath na layin lattan bhan deniyan teriyan”
Bewi : tum mujh say kitna piyar kartay ho? Shohar : main tum say bohat piyar katra hoon keh byan nahi kar sakta Bewi : nahi mujhay btao Shohar : main is cell phone ki trah hoon aur tum mera sim card ho.. aur tumharay baghair kuch bhi nahi hoon main..!!! Shohar(dil main sochtay hue): shukar hay issay pata nahi hy keh yeh cell china ka hey aur wo bhi char sim wala
Pakistan ka 90% Tajir tabqah Haji hey Namazi hey Dukano kay ziyada tar nam Makkah, Madina hain aur phir bhi koi khalis chez nahi milti saray AAkho SUBHAN_ALLAH