Hey! Today I am again here with you and brought some very funny Husband wife jokes in Urdu 2018. All we need refreshment when we are tired and bored.
We have listed below top funny Husband wife Urdu jokes in Roman Urdu with pictures.
Happiness is essential! Right?
Here is what Dr. Seuss said:
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss
So, I have listed some funny jokes in Urdu, you can read and download them and share on media. It’s free!
Very Funny Husband Wife Jokes 2018 (urdu latifay)
Main Biwi ki ik sath wafat ho gye mian bhoot ban gya aur biwi churail dono mily tu biwi hans kr boli bhoot ban kr kitny achy lg rahy ho,
Mian Muskura kr bola aur tum zarra bhi nhi badli 🙂 🙂 🙂 Hahahaha
Baba g : Soch raha ho dosri shadi kr lo
wife : q ?
Baba g : 45 model bahot chala li abb 80 /82 model chalnay ko dil krta hai
Wife : khud chalain gye ya driver rakhain gy ?
Wife : A g sunty ho poch rahy hian admin kaha hain ?
Husband : Bol do Ararm kr rahy hain .
3 month se ik sakhsh mujhse ye keh kr pasy laita taha k uss ki Wife hospital mai hai
jab mai waha gya tu daikha waha nurse lgi hoye thi uss ki wife !
Wife : mery sath guzaray 10 saal app ko kaisy lgty hain ?
Husband : 2 secoend ki trha
wife : aur mujh pr kharch kiye 1 lakh ?
Husband : 1 paisa
Wife : tu phr mjhy 1 paisa dain
Husband : 2 second intizar kro.
Husband : 1 writer ne likha hai k husband ko bhi bolny ka haq hona cahiye
Wife : daikh lo woh becharah bhi likh he paya hai bol nhi saka !
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